"Hang on a sec... There’s something really peculiar going on with the list. Yeah, it’s the first time I’ve seen a ‘good girl’ have so many naughty strikes against her.

How peculiar…These are always really rare cases. Now that I notice it…You come down to greet me in your extremely short nightie, pushing your tits together at every opportunity, flashing me your legs. Bending over to put your presents down, for...much longer than necessary.

Want to explain that to me? Wipe that smirk off your face. You get off from provoking me hmmm? Oh, what’s the matter?

You’ve gone so quiet for such a ‘bad’ girl. Hmmmm. Is Santa not how you imagined? You thought an old joyful man would turn up? Instead, you’ve got me, the muscles, the voice, the desire to dominate you. Get on your fucking knees."