Melting Point

Sharing a space with someone can be trying, but it always helps to have a set of clear guidelines to uphold the peace.

Like rule #5: Always pick up after yourself. Or rule #3: Don't eat someone's food without asking. And, of course, rule #16: No serious discussions before coffee.

Then there's rule #1: Never fall in love with your roommate...

When you and Sawyer first signed the lease, it seemed like a pretty good arrangement. You're a neat freak who overthinks everything, and he's a foulmouthed jack-of-all-trades. Despite the occasional arguments, you've become close friends. Which would be fine, if you hadn't developed a very inconvenient crush on your gorgeous, half-naked roommate, who makes you laugh, takes care of you, and apparently fucks like a god.

The women he brings home can certainly attest to that. Not that you're jealous, obviously. Because that would mean breaking rule #1.