This Santa Has Questions About Your Behaviour

There's something rather peculiar about this year's list... he's never seen a girl rack up quite so many black marks. And once he starts paying attention, it's not hard to see why: the extremely short nightie, the lingering bends and poses as you set your presents down, the way you keep catching his eye.

"Want to explain yourself," he asks. He can tell you enjoy provoking him though you've gone awfully quiet all of a sudden.

Perhaps Santa isn't quite who you were expecting. You'd pictured a jolly old man… and instead you've got him: the build, the voice, and every intention of putting you in your place.