Lady this is your Captain speaking, you will start behaving for me

He brings the plane in and tells everyone to go stretch their legs during a short layover. As it happens, he needs a private word with one of the air stewardesses — you.

You're in your short skirt, hair all done, smiling like you've been in a mischievous mood all day, provoking and frustrating him at every turn. And if that's how you're going to be, he thinks he's going to have to deal with you appropriately…