Oh, You Think You Can Beat Me?

You’ve gotten into video games. Specifically, those side-scroller fighter games you just love to challenge him to. You’ve been ignoring him and playing all day today, but he’s finally found a way to get your attention... "You really want me to play, huh? Think you can beat me? Fine, let’s make this extra interesting. Nothing, just a little bet. Should be easy for you, since you’re so much better at this game than I am, apparently. Yeah. Nothing to worry about at all. I’ll play as many matches with you as you want. But every time you lose, you take off an article of clothing. And when there’s nothing left, you put down that controller...walk your cute little butt to the bedroom...and I fuck you to sleep. What do I have to do if I lose? You’re adorable. Let’s play."