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Fail To Assassinate Me, You’re Going To Have To Be Punished

Voiced by Mr. Gallo · Written by Rob

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You were welcomed into his estate as a guest, right up until it came out that you're a spy working for his rival, and you made your attempt on his life.

He's a ruthless criminal overlord, and by rights you should already be dead. Instead, he decides to teach you a lesson down in the basement.

After all, you signed an agreement long ago: should you ever betray him, this is exactly what he'd be owed. Restrained and at his complete mercy, you're put through a thorough, unrelenting reckoning and he intends to make sure the lesson truly sticks.

And the rest? He's decided to save that for next time.

Published 28 Jul 2025