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New Rules

Voiced by Mr. Robinson · Written by Rob

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ASMR · Aftercare · Drinking · Sleep

You had a massive and very public argument the last time you spoke to your ex, an altogether toxic but devastatingly attractive man who likes to push your buttons as much as you push his.

It’s late one night during the week, and you show up at his doorstep looking to talk things through, to put some demons to rest, and leave on somewhat more pleasant terms after the fight at the restaurant.

Of course, seeing him on that doorstep, white shirt, black dress pants, loafers, a drink in hand, the full embodiment of machismo…well, let’s just say things take a slightly different turn after the words are all said and done and some new rules are set out.

Published 15 Jul 2025